The secret of happy living is not to eat what you like but like what you eat.

Put trust in God and keep your biscuits in a cool dry place.

A small house will hold as much happiness as a big one - but a big one will hold more biscuits.

Many hands make light biscuits.

Life's greatest fulfilments include getting the last laugh, having the last word, paying the last instalment and eating the last chocolate ginger.

Happiness increases the more you spread it around - share your Border biscuits.

Beware the Greeks bearing gifts - unless they are Border Biscuits.

If a thing is worth baking - its worth baking well.

Nothing beats love at first sight except love at first taste.

Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy - but he always left room for a chocolate brownie.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but don't break my biscuits.

All work and no biscuits makes Jack a dull boy.

Butter wouldn't melt - but a Border Viennese whirl would.

Life is just a bowl of Cherry shortbread rings.

Good things come to those who wait - that's why we tray bake our biscuits, slowly.

Let the chips fall where they may - as long as they're in our cookie mix.

One man's loss is another man's gain. Steal his biscuit.

The devil looks after his own biscuits.

Bread is the staff of life - Biscuits are the joy.

Give someone an inch and he'll take your biscuit.

Never a dull Border Biscuit moment.